What an excellent day for an exorcism

Shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Ashley, I'm with you....I had no idea these two crazy kids were dating, much less procreating. Have to say, I would have stuck it out w/ Watts. She's older and probably less fertile. Nevertheless...all the proof you need that Williams is preggers is right here: Michelle has taken to wearing loose clothing whenever she's out and about. Of course, she must be with child! If that means your pregant, then I wonder what people thought when I went through my "I'm too fat to wear clothes that fit" phase. 8th grade really sucked. (Second time today I've made a comment about my weight..like I'm Harry freakin' Knowles behind the computer- but I'm not)

One of my co-workers brings her baby to work everyday, b/c that's just how casual our office is. Reagan, you can wear flip flops, and you, why don't you bring that 7 week old child to the office. Don't get me wrong, she's cute, you know, for a baby, but if I have to hear "Pop goes the weasel" or "Bingo" one more time, my head will most definitely explode. Or at the very least, my ears will start bleeding. Over and over and over those songs, along with some others equally annoying yet less recognizable, play to my utter aggravation. And to top it off, we went to the Gap during lunch today where, after it's daily feeding (I guess not daily, but I don't know how many times you feed a baby) it projectile vomited all over my co-worker, just barely avoiding the tank top table. I mean, we're talking Exorcist style....I was waiting for it's head to spin. The Gap employees were none too pleased, especially when they saw the mess this child of less than 7 lbs had made. They shook their heads at me, like I was the one who had actually puked and was trying to pass it off on the child. Not the case, but wouldn't have been a bad move if it were.
R.